Sometimes I feel like I’m sabotaging myself…
Here’s how the story starts; a couple of weeks ago I found myself with lack of a goal, or rather, I didn’t like the current goal I had set (85 slayer and 75 runecrafting), so what else to do, but set a new goal? Fine, that was quickly done, since there was only 1 skill left in my list of favorites, which is Agility. What I hated with agility was the scenery, I’ve seen enough of Ape Atoll to consider setting the island on fire, so I had to find a different course. 81 only gave me the option of Dorgesh-Kaan, though it might have been a good idea, it didn’t seem as much when I thought of it. Another course then? I couldn’t access the Gnome Advanced Course yet, or atleast, not legally. I’d have to find some way to get there without the gnomes stopping me, and the it hit me like a clown… Pie! Gnomes have always been suckers for pie, I mean, who isn’t?
So I geared up, Bomberjack, Cap and Goggles, Gnome Scarf, Ava’s Accumulator (it still looks slightly like a parachute, though I wouldn’t trust it with my life) and for the pants a pair of Mourner’s Trousers. So in the fashion sense, I was all ready to lock and load. All I needed now was pies, so every 3 laps I had to gave a bit of pie to the gnomes and eat a slice myself too, for courage, you have no idea how scary those trees are in the Gnome Stronghold.
Many laps later and many pies heavier, I was looking at my pair of Agile Legs
They truly are pretty agile, except I can’t understand the Knee Pads, though they might protect your knees a little from slamming into a brick wall, it doesn’t improve the fact that it has to strain your knees a little, so it should make you less agile. Anyway, that’s probably just me, so if anyone has a better solution, please tell me.
*fast forward till 86 agility*
So now I’ve had 86 agility, the Gnome Advanced Course began to be slightly if not highly repetitive, and with a new dose of pie I could also charm that Barbaric fella, so with a new goal in mind, I began on another journey. Unfortunately I found out the hard way that this course comes with it’s downsides, in particular the balance beam, which is no place for a man, ask any male gymnast (or just any man). But with alot of effort and painkillers I managed to haul in that Agile Top, which makes the set complete (except for Penance Gloves, but that’s a different set altogether).
So now I’m level 87, with a slight distaste for agility (went back to Gnome, couldn’t stand the pain) and I need a while to go till I ever reach level 90. It might not be the easiest skill to reach 90 in, and definatly not as a first 90 skill (EVER!) but I’ll manage to pull myself trough, I hope.
Till next time




